MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 21 Jun 2011, 06:18

I was inspired by a thread over on the SWTOR official forums called Old Republic Paint Adventures made by Lankist. So I decided to make my own MS Paint Adventures on these forums, set in an original fantasy world.

IMPORTANT STUFF

Updates are irregular, meaning that I update whenever I have the time for so. I need to sleep, eat, drink, poop, work and videogames just like any other man.

Do not ask why I didn't pick your suggestion, because I will not answer them. Do not start discussions regarding why I did not pick your suggestion, I'll delete those posts myself.

Don't post multiple suggestions at once.

You may however endorse (Or attempt to modify) someone's else's suggestion by quoting them. If several people want the same, chances are that they will see it.

And lastly: Don't insult my art. There are plenty of good artists here on Escapecraft and I'm not one of them. I don't care if it's constructive criticism.



Do you want to contribute?
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Do you want to CONTRIBUTE and FEEL GOOD about YOURSELF?

Are you IN THE MOOD to SHAMELESSLY feature your OWN CONTENT on the MS PAINT ADVENTURES here on ESCAPECRAFT?

Well, you're in LUCK!


Pinmissile could use some EXTRA CHARACTERS to FEATURE in MS PAINT ADVENTURES. But Pinmissile is too LAZY and UNCREATIVE to be able to PRODUCE several HIGH QUALITY CHARACTERS.

Rules are below!

Do not ask me what sort of characters I could use. I will not request a character.
You may however ask me if a character is appropriate. A "Yes" to that question does however not guarantee that it'll appear.
Do not show your character in the thread or anywhere else on the forums.
Instead, send me the character via a PM on the forums.
Whether I use your character at all in MS Paint Adventures is completely up to me.
You will not be informed if your character will ever be featured in MS Paint Adventures, you'll know if your character suddenly appears in a frame.
Characters that have been featured in MS Paint Adventures will be credited to in the OP.
I don't want your Minecraft skin, nor do I want to feature you or any popular references in this comic. Be original. I will notify you if you've broken this rule.

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Also, turn off antialiasing. It's horrible and evil.
Episode 1
Episode 2


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You find yourself outside a POORLY DRAWN INN. You are a WARRIOR with a thirst for ADVENTURE and FAME. You recently arrived in the city of GENERICHO, a town with no significant meaning or noticeable traits with the purpose of finding ADVENTURE and FAME.

But before you embark on your QUEST for ADVENTURE and FAME, you need to handle a more pressing matter.
You seem to have forgotten your NAME. What is your NAME?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Blackadder51 » 21 Jun 2011, 06:21

His NAME is BATSAUCE MCAWESOMEPANTS he wants to GLASS the POORLY DRAWN MAN next to him.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 21 Jun 2011, 06:23

His name is RAPE RANNIGAN, defender of defendable objects worldwide.
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Post by Pinmissile » 21 Jun 2011, 06:37

Blackadder51 wrote:His NAME is BATSAUCE MCAWESOMEPANTS
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Your name is BATSAUCE MCAWESOMEPANTS, but you prefer to be called BATS! Your parents were evidently HORRIBLE PEOPLE as well as SCOTTISH.

You feel PROUD of yourself for REMEMBERING your own NAME.
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Post by Milo_Windby » 21 Jun 2011, 06:57

On a random note, my current avatar is from a MS Paint webcomic ;3
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by EricSmarties » 21 Jun 2011, 12:24

roefel koepfter :D roflcopter in german ;)
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Post by Jake55778 » 21 Jun 2011, 12:34

You feel PROUD of yourself for REMEMBERING your own NAME.
I demand +107 exp and a level up for this feat. Also where are the quest givers in the RPG? I wanna kill me some rats :twisted:
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by MKindy » 21 Jun 2011, 12:38

>retrieve arms

It's not an MSPA without arms.
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Post by vallorn » 21 Jun 2011, 13:23

kill the man next to us and steal his money! :twisted:
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Post by Pinmissile » 21 Jun 2011, 13:35

Jake55778 wrote:I demand +107 exp and a level up for this feat. Also where are the quest givers in the RPG? I wanna kill me some rats :twisted:
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You gain an IMAGINARY LEVEL, as this is NOT an RPG. You feel SLIGHTLY PATHETIC for making up IMAGINARY REWARDS for yourself!
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Post by EricSmarties » 21 Jun 2011, 13:36

steal the clothes :p
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Post by givemeabreak432 » 21 Jun 2011, 13:38

Steal the clothes and put them on the man next to you.
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Post by Pinmissile » 21 Jun 2011, 14:23

givemeabreak432 wrote:Steal the clothes and put them on the man next to you.
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You notice a distinct lack of CLASS and STYLE in your nearby vicinity, as a GREAT HERO, you must CORRECT THIS!

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This was a good idea.
The man will thank you for this.
The WORLD will thank you for this.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by EricSmarties » 21 Jun 2011, 14:27

Now go through the door ... in Style!
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Post by ojamamask » 21 Jun 2011, 14:55

No no, smash through the door... in Style!
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Post by Jake55778 » 21 Jun 2011, 15:12

Don't be stupid, you have no idea what's behind that door. You can't go in unarmed! Grap the unconscious body of the man you assaulted and use him as a bludgeon to knock down the door. You should also probably don those +2 socks of haste too. Anything to prepare for the fate that lies within that (clearly evil) inn.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 21 Jun 2011, 15:36

+2 haste will do nothing anyway, just go in
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Post by DuplicateValue » 21 Jun 2011, 15:40

Things that probably wouldn't be in the picture if he didn't want us to use them: That notice board right there.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 21 Jun 2011, 15:42

I agree with Dupe!

Read the noticeboard!

Whilst standing on top of the man for extra style points.
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Post by Milo_Windby » 21 Jun 2011, 15:57

MKindy wrote:>retrieve arms

It's not an MSPA without arms.
I second this course of action >.>
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Wildwill002 » 21 Jun 2011, 16:20

Summon strippers!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Pinmissile » 22 Jun 2011, 00:35

DuplicateValue wrote:Things that probably wouldn't be in the picture if he didn't want us to use them
I don't prepare for anything, I put scenery in the background and let you have fun with them.

Update will go up later today, I'll be catching a movie tonight.
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 22 Jun 2011, 01:00

This is win. So much win.
Oh hey, I have a signature now! 26/07/11


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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Pinmissile » 22 Jun 2011, 05:23

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Read the noticeboard!
You decide to start you EPIC QUEST for ADVENTURE and FAME by looking for some JOBS.

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You decide to TAKE two of the NOTES and BLISSFULLY IGNORE one NOTE.

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And so your EPIC QUEST begins! TALES will be TOLD eons from this day of your EXPLOITS, bards will SING of your MIGHTY ADVENTURES and CHILDREN will want to BE YOU.
However, you reckon this part will be left out.
Jake55778 wrote:Don't be stupid, you have no idea what's behind that door. You can't go in unarmed! Grap the unconscious body of the man you assaulted and use him as a bludgeon to knock down the door.
Deciding to be CAREFUL of LURKING ASSASSINS who HIDE behind INN DOORS, you decide to OPEN the INN DOOR with great FORCE and VIOLENCE.

You figure the POORLY DRAWN UNCONSCIOUS MAN would like to REPAY his DEBT to you, however, he is currently UNCONSCIOUS and therefore unable to STATE his DISAPPROVAL.

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You THANK the man as you ENTER the INN.


(Update got out a little early, again, I need to draw up some new backgrounds and stuff before I continue, this might take a while.)
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Post by vallorn » 22 Jun 2011, 07:08

lets take those socks and investigate the Viagra offer! :D
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Post by ojamamask » 22 Jun 2011, 11:29

I would prefer the scepter to be found
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Post by EricSmarties » 22 Jun 2011, 11:42

i would say get drunk in that tavern :3
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Post by ojamamask » 22 Jun 2011, 11:47

Actually ask the bartender where you are, they always seem to know every thing
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Post by Jake55778 » 22 Jun 2011, 11:53

EricSmarties wrote:i would say get drunk in that tavern :3
If by "get drunk" you mean "equip several -1 dexterity, +3 dancing abilty, beverages of inebriation" then I wholeheartedly agree.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

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Jake55778 wrote:
EricSmarties wrote:i would say get drunk in that tavern :3
If by "get drunk" you mean "equip several -1 dexterity, +3 dancing abilty, beverages of inebriation" then I wholeheartedly agree.
dont forget +10 sexyness
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