MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2
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Grab the socks, Put them on your hands.
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A drunk person is one of the least attractive things in the universe. What you want to change that to is "+10 sexiness to everyone you encounter".EricSmarties wrote: dont forget +10 sexyness

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You are now in YE OLDE INN, you feel HAPPY by the fact that no LURKING ASSASSINS were behind the door you DEMOLISHED.


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I'm a fan of the getting locked plan. Let's do that.

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That clearly means that they're invisible. You must drink heavily to enter the altered state of mind that will allow you to perceive them.you feel HAPPY by the fact that no LURKING ASSASSINS were behind the door you DEMOLISHED.
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You really, really want the Bard's hat.
This also deserves a sticky.
This also deserves a sticky.
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KILL THE MINSTRAL! 

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The Innkeeper has offended you. Burn his hair off with the torch!
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better! take the bards hat! set fire to the bard with the torch THEN use the burning Bard to burn the inkeepers hair off!
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You need to know where to SEARCH if you're ever going to find the MAGICAL SCEPTER OF UNFATHOMABLE DOOM. It might be a good idea to ask the barte- Wait, what's that on the bard's head?ojamamask wrote:Actually ask the bartender where you are, they always seem to know every thing
That is the single most AMAZING thing you have EVER SEEN in your EXISTENCE as a HERO WARRIOR.SneakyPie wrote:You really, really want the Bard's hat.

(It kind of looks like a pizza slice!)
Only ONE of you is LEAVING this INN with that HAT.
MEANWHILE..

You are a WIZARD IN-TRAINING, you find yourself in a DIMLY LIT ROOM with ARCANE SYMBOLS on the ground and you can't seem to remember WHY you're in here.
You have recently grown a SOUL PATCH, as all your COOL WIZARD FRIENDS with QUESTIONABLE MORALS have decided to CULTIVATE some MENACING FACIAL HAIR.
You've decided to choose an AWESOME WIZARD NAME, because nobody will ever REMEMBER or RESPECT a name like NORMAN the WIZARD.
WHAT is your AWESOME WIZARD NAME?
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Gerald, destroyer of worlds.
Either that or Markollio, of indeterminate national origin!
Either that or Markollio, of indeterminate national origin!

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HIS NAME IS DERPACLES OF THE FORGOTTEN TOWER!
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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Or
Florence.
Or
Florence.
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You are BLACK DYNAMITE the baddest WIZARD ever.

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I support this one.Blackadder51 wrote:You are BLACK DYNAMITE the baddest WIZARD ever.

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"There's lots of cats named Black Dynamite out there."
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TheAquapunk wrote:Florence.

You decide on FLORENCE, the WIZARD IN-TRAINING! Within TIME you will EARN an AWESOME WIZARD TITLE, like THE DESTROYER or WIZARD OF THE MASTER WIZARD MOST IMPORTANT WIZARD OF EXTREME WIZARDS TO THE MAX!


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Use your magical powers to spawn a chicken who shall be your companion!
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Florence should ponder what on earth options he has wherever he seems to be, using magic of course.

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It's too dark. Set the floor on fire.
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You decide to conjure some FIRE to find out WHERE you are currently LOCATED.Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Florence should ponder what on earth options he has wherever he seems to be, using magic of course.

Oh yeah! That's right! You're in the LIBRARY in the WIZARD'S UNIVERSITY! One of the world's biggest centres of KNOWLEDGE and PAPER. This place is practically a WORLD WONDER!
You wonder why they don't keep any lit torches around here, It's very dark and not optimal for reading.

OH.
That's why.

Ooooooooooh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit


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Fan out the flames. Large gusts of air makes fire go out.
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smother the flames with your body! 

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Forget the fire... you've just realized that you're a woman (as you're named Florence) and that you have a soul patch. You are in urgent need of a depilatory, and must find, or conjure, some fast!!
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No! Florence is a unisex name! And very dark and evil!Cho wrote:Forget the fire... you've just realized that you're a woman (as you're named Florence) and that you have a soul patch. You are in urgent need of a depilatory, and must find, or conjure, some fast!!
But use the fire to burn off your soulpatch anyway.
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You remember that the rude and obnoxious librarian told you he was freezing. Warm him up.
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Create a force field to watch everything burn safely. Then summon strippers. That is all
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