http://cleverbot.com/
Have fun and post some funny replies that you got from cleverbot
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Theres a black adder behind you.
Cleverbot: Indeed there is, Mel Reeves is the best ninja ever. Next to me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I hate to burst your bubble but I am not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think i'm a computer?
User: Because you give computer like replies and your name is clever bot.
Cleverbot: So what was my first question?
User: You had asked 'why do you think I'm a computer?'.
Cleverbot: No I hadn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You're a bad listener.
User: I can see the words written on top...
Cleverbot: So can you see me?
User: Yes I can see you in this chat.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Do you even make sense?
Cleverbot: It means to pull on.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It means to be strong OK? Let's put it that way.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I am Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Are not, this is chuck norris you are speaking to.
User: Then how come you haven't round house kicked me yet?
Cleverbot: You have the memory problem. You've already admitted you were a computer.
User: I didnt and there is a black adder behind you seriously this time.
Cleverbot: You told me that you didn't know Alice.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Yes you told me you like killing girls.
User: I are confuddled?
Cleverbot: Yes you are ha.
User: I think I need a docter...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you make me confuddled.
Cleverbot: Whyh do I make you laugh?
User: You dont...
Cleverbot: Do you know what an anime is?
User: Im leaving.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Fine goodbye.
Cleverbot: That's right. You lose.
User: I just said see ya...
Cleverbot: That's not what you said weirdo.
User: GOODBYE OK!
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I don't like you.
Cleverbot: What did I do to make you not like me?
User: Not believe that there is a black adder behind you with a box of tnt.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: What am I doing here?
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