MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by DuplicateValue » 31 Jul 2011, 07:08

Cast a spell to make the executioner fall in love with you, then use him to facilitate your release.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Someguy42 » 01 Aug 2011, 17:19

Mourn because you are going to die then be rescued by a bunch of hungry termites. Then kill the executioner with the rope and take his hoody :)
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Zinrius » 01 Aug 2011, 23:55

Tell the executioner that he's not really an executioner.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Cho » 02 Aug 2011, 06:37

Well, the two heroes are smiling, so I think they're just bad actors; and that while in jail the local lord/magistrate/king/mayor (whatever the town has) approached them for a mission; but first they need to fake their deaths.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 03 Aug 2011, 00:07

Spoiler! :
Sorry, I've been really busy the last few days, I'll compensate with some extra frames.

I know you love frames.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
You ASK the EXECUTIONER if this is TRULY what he wants to DO.
If he DREAMT to HANG CRIMINAL SCUM as a SMALL BOY.
If he CAN STAND wearing those BLACK LEATHER PANTS for the REST of his LIFE.

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The EXECUTIONER MULLS IT OVER.
The PANTS are pretty TIGHT, and the CAREER OPPOURTUNITIES do NOT look BRIGHT..
He ASKS if you know anyone in BARTENDING.

KINDA.

The EXECUTIONER works out a DEAL with YOU. Complete a TASK for the KING and all CHARGES you RECIEVED for your MISDEEDS in the BAR will be CLEARED.
Also introduce him to this BARTENDER you SPOKE OF.

You ask what the TASK ENTAILS.

FIND THE SCEPTER OF UNFATHOMABLE DOOM!

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Yeah sure fine we can do that.

You tell the EXECUTIONER to head to YE OLDE INN to START a CAREER in BARTENDING.

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That was REALLY EASY!
THANK THE GODS they have no way of ACTIVELY TRACKING who is TRYING to FIND the SCEPTER.
(But to be frank, you've yet to try and find it.)
You need to find this PLOT DEVICE as soon as possible, or the KING will have your HEADS!

First, you need to find some INFORMATION on where the SCEPTER is currently LOCATED.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by 697134002 » 03 Aug 2011, 00:14

Google.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 03 Aug 2011, 02:37

get Florence to cast "Detect Plot" :)
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Jake55778 » 03 Aug 2011, 02:40

Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 03 Aug 2011, 02:44

Look inside Ye Olde Wizards, Cursed Stuff and Shit Emporium and see if they stock it.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Someguy42 » 03 Aug 2011, 03:33

Go and find an old wizard to give you information. Then run as he is Florences old master and is angry at Florence for burning down the Mage's Tower.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 03 Aug 2011, 03:45

Check under your bed! my stuff always ends up there :/
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by SneakyPie » 03 Aug 2011, 06:40

Go to the local library/monastery.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Skunk_Giant » 03 Aug 2011, 08:50

Go to the old wizard library, pull off the first dusty book you see, skim through it.
Decide it's a perfect book for your task. Steal it.
Chased by Giant Dragon.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Darktaint » 03 Aug 2011, 09:16

use your maguffin radar
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Cho » 03 Aug 2011, 12:23

As you walk down the stairs of the gallows, you see an old crone sitting in the square. She looks disappointed that she didn't get to see (another) hanging, but there is a look of cunning and intelligence in her face. You realize that she's been around so long that she knows EVERYONE worth talking to. You approach her, hoping that you can persuade her to point you in the right direction. Perhaps she'll help you in exchange for a favor.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Fuzz422365117 » 03 Aug 2011, 23:02

Head to a thrift store and see if they have one.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by ojamamask » 04 Aug 2011, 12:32

Ask an old man.......for directions
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Flux04 » 07 Aug 2011, 17:49

Ask the local witch
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Lathania » 08 Aug 2011, 08:59

Jake55778 wrote:Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.
One does not simply..... Actually that's not a bad idea!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Zinrius » 08 Aug 2011, 09:41

Have blackadder randomly appear and place TNT :D
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 23 Aug 2011, 09:56

Go back to the bar and ask for a map. Also, acquire all hats worn by others on the way
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 23 Aug 2011, 17:47

Lathania wrote:
Jake55778 wrote:Missing plot device? Simply walk into Mordor, everything important seems to end up there.
One does not simply..... Actually that's not a bad idea!
Bunny-hop into Mordor, since the natives don't like people just walking in.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 24 Aug 2011, 04:14

nonono, You must QWOP into mordor.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 27 Aug 2011, 20:27

OH DEAR GOD LOOK PIN UPDATED

nope.

Next update will go up tomorrow, I understand it's almost been a month since I last updated. To make this up for you I will entertain you with a really cheap trick, Livestream!

Yes indeed, you can watch me draw up a sub-par, low quality, overall horrible background image LIVE!
Isn't that exciting? I know it is. You know it is. We both know this won't make up for the month you've had to endure but hey, I'm a lazy guy. The horrible art will naturally be accompanied with horrible music.

I can't give you a set time, but I'd imagine I'll start in about.. 11-12 hours after this reply has been posted. I'll bump the thread with a livestream link when it's up.

EDIT: You can watch the recording here and here
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by sag185 » 28 Aug 2011, 04:45

yayyyyyyyy =D
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 28 Aug 2011, 09:26

Happeh faice :3
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 28 Aug 2011, 11:11

Blackadder51 wrote:Look inside Ye Olde Wizards, Cursed Stuff and Shit Emporium and see if they stock it.

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After SEARCHING for the CURSED STUFF and SHIT EMPORIUM for an OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME, you finally FIND IT!

SERIOUSLY! You must have gotten LOST or something, you were GONE for a while!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 28 Aug 2011, 11:12

Ask politely for the weapons? If that fails, Chuck norris.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 28 Aug 2011, 11:12

YAY =D
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by EricSmarties » 28 Aug 2011, 11:21

challenge him to a drinking match for the sword! It can't go wrong you have 0.06575332% of irish genes in you ;)
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