The Prophecy of Escapecraft - Y u so new post?

[arogon343]

I could lend them a ride In one of Draconaxs Gunships? I made one an awful long time ago and ive misplaced it now.. But Im up fo an adventure.

[Skunk_Giant]

Glad to see we have some volunteer travellers.
Otherwise, the facebook addicted CUT workers would have to do it.

[Iron_Fang]

naa they should go in my battle barge

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Onwards, to Victory!
That's a yes, I want to travel.

[vallorn]

i have the ships from the Alpharius Inititive waiting for passengers! (but noone touches the main gun on Omegron...)

[Skunk_Giant]

Actually, I already had an idea in mind...
Sorry...

[aflycon]

Onwards, Derek, to adventure!

[Skunk_Giant]

OH NOES!

And Afly, I've now decided that Derek will tag along...

[Darktaint]

Removes these silly posts.

[XDelphi]

These lot will need someone responsible to go with them, I'm in.

[random980]

what are you talking about? Im responsible!
Despite being Australian...

[vallorn]

These lot will need someone responsible to go with them, I'm in.

im keeping you away from any cannons... i remember the last time i let you test one...

[Iron_Fang]

*gets out his runic armour, the foehammer, melta bombs, fenrisian wolves and modified pistol
Lets go!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I'll bring kataras! (look "katar daggers" up, brass knuckles on steriods)

[KaosuHamoni]

I likeses to travel, I do...

[Skunk_Giant]

The Next Day... (Despite Feeling 10 Days Later)

Iron made his way to the large ship and patiently waited in line to volunteer.
"Dead men tell no tales..." some muttered next to him before walking off.
"That would be rather impossible, as they no longer have consciousness," Sti replied back, waiting behind Iron.
As soon as the order went out, Lord's men at CUT had gone hard at work to spreading the word that volunteers were needed.
As they typed madly, tweeting, updating their statuses and moods, Lord realised that they weren't ACTUALLY working. Instead, they were talking about their recent vacation.
The main tip off of this, was that he too, was sent notifications and emails.
"Idiots," he breathed, as he wrote up a small poster explaining the situation.
Next, the posters were printed by the mass and plastered all over Escapia, and the next day, a trickle of volunteers arrived at the once simulation war ships, which had been moved back to the mainland.

Skunk stepped aboard his ship, ActionGoose by his side, both surveying the beauty. The sail of AussieLand stood in the wind, signalling the allegiance of the ship during the simulation battles.
As the two watched, people split into multiple lines and boarded three of the simulation ships. His ship, Arogon's main British ship and Blackadder's stripper ship had been brought up for this event, the other ships staying in defense.
Vallorn stepped up onto the ship, setting three large containers down before rushing off to get more.
Goose peered in, checking the contents, and found the large containers all held about five or six buckets full of lava.
"Is that safe... On a wooden ship?" he asked.
"Not at all, Goose, not at all."
"Then shouldn't we-"
"Vallorn needs his lava," Skunk said, cutting Goose off. "There's no point trying to stop him."
Vallorn arrived again with three more containers, and several workers carrying many containers as well. They all set the dangerous lava down and headed off, while Vallorn stepped up to Skunk.
"So, when do we head off?"
Skunk shrugged. "Not so sure, I guess when we get an order from one of the Leaders. Probably a few hours."
A few minutes later, the ships set off, and the AussieLand flag waved proudly to the remaining citizens of Escapia.

"Look at them," Random muttered, looking across the black ocean to Black's Party Boat. Bright torch lights flashed on the boat and cheers erupted from the inside. "I wish THIS was a party boat..."
"Quiet, Random," Delphi responded. "We have our... our..."
"Exactly."
After leave Escapia in early afternoon, the ships had sailed for some hours before stopping and anchoring in the open ocean.
Arogon stepped out onto the deck of his ship proudly. "Ready to sail tomorrow, mates?"
"WE WANT STRIPPERS!" Someone cried from a crowd.
"Quiet you!" another voice came.
"Bring on the partying!"
"Woooh!"
Before anyone knew what had happened, Delphi had used his Leader Magic to hang them by their shirts from the TNT cannons on the ship.
"As I was saying," Arogon said, clearing his throat, "we'll be sailing early tomorrow so we can perhaps reach a small deserted island by nightfall, where all the ships can stop, and we can gather supplies."
"So the strippers will be on the island?"
"Shut up, Derek!" a voice called back.

As the men on the boats yelled back and forth, some partying, some arguing, another figure was watching them. He recognised some of them, others were knew to the Empire...
But they were all enemies.

[vallorn]

"Vallorn needs his lava," Skunk said, cutting Goose off. "There's no point trying to stop him."

so true. and if it burns down the ship its Blacks fault. <_< >_>

also will we see The Wastland of mine?

[Skunk_Giant]

Maybe... PM me about it, I dunno much about it.

[random980]

i appeared!

Derek is a legend.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Derek is a legend.

Skunk, am I right in thinking that the Derek thing comes from something in which the lines "I'm enjoying a treat Derek" are used?

[vallorn]

its the ashen, flaming, lava filled hellscape beside the MagmaVale volcano. it also has a town floating above it on a column of water.

[Iron_Fang]

Yay, me in my power armour finally in it

[SneakyPie]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Skunk_Giant]

Derek is a legend.

Skunk, am I right in thinking that the Derek thing comes from something in which the lines "I'm enjoying a treat Derek" are used?

Nope, just a random name I chose.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Woot! I got in. Too bad I'm not smart enough to come up with such a witty comeback as the one you wrote. Mine would have been much more confusing.

[random980]

Derek is a legend.

Skunk, am I right in thinking that the Derek thing comes from something in which the lines "I'm enjoying a treat Derek" are used?

^I was thinking exactly this when i read the name derek.

[Skunk_Giant]

lol, that's pretty much Derek's personality.

[Skunk_Giant]

Lord watched as the ship's sailed off into the open ocean, secretly wishing that he too could sail the seas again.
Suddenly, a high pitched beeping sounded from his office, and Lord found a new message on his clearly out of place computer.
"A new message, who would be sending me a message? Could this perhaps be a plot point, as though my life were all just a game?" he asked to nobody in particular.
He cautiously opened the message to find it was from Facebook.
'mr m, this boat trip r awsum. ill keep u updated on my status's.
Derek.'
"That kid..." Lord huffed.
"Mountbatten, King Sneaky awaits you in his room. He says it's urgent!" Hytro yelled from outside the building.
Quickly, Mountbatten shut the computer down and headed off to his King.

"What are they doing?" Random asked.
"They're just partying. That's all they do. They party all night and all day and somehow manage to sail ahead of us," Kaousu responded.
"I wish WE could party..."
"Well, why not?" someone asked behind them. "Captain Arogon says we can do whatever we want, as long as we don't bug him. I have some drinks, if anyone's interested?"

Random & Kaousu

a) Take the drinks, PARTY!
b) Don't party. Be boring.

[random980]

A)
PAAAAAARRRTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

[Someguy42]

I sir, would like to join this noble cause

ONWARD TO VICTORY FOR ESCAPIA!