The Prophecy of Escapecraft - Y u so new post?

[Skunk_Giant]

Well, I'm glad that reference was clear.
I was worried I didn't write it well.

[Blackadder51]

I demand more partys, the people need moral!

[Someguy42]

I second to that and Skunk the parties need less pants so they are Adder approved xD

[Skunk_Giant]

Parties it is!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I'll bring the moonshine!

[Skunk_Giant]

When the first squid was discovered all those years earlier, people were sure it was a monster. After all, they looked like a big blue cube with eyes, and often managed to find themselves stuck in crazy locations (with a few even making their way into people's houses).
But the discovery of the squids in the houses, or railway stations, or town centers, revealed something about the ugly creatures - they could survive on land for much longer than most fish in the ocean.
So, businessmen instantly saw the opportunity, and began taking the squid, pushing them onto land, taking milk from them, and leaving them to die after a while.
Of course, the animal activists wouldn't have this. And so, the race to save the squids began. Protected man made water bodies were made, and the squid would quickly be pushed into minecarts and sent to safety.
However, a while later, the squid evolved slightly, and stopped creating milk.
That was the day, the milk business died.
Of course, cows still provided milk, but it just wasn't the same. The businessmen seemed to get some weird kick out of hauling big blue cubes onto land for their milk.
For a while, the squid were fine, no longer being torn apart by activists and businessmen, but this didn't last long.
Rare ink was discovered, and the businessmen were at it again, revealing their newest invention - the sponge.
This device, which they'd spent all their time between the milk craze and the ink craze developing, drained water bodies completely with enough, and soon created the opportunity to hunt hundreds of squids at a time.
Now realising that they had to fight fire with fire, the activists stole a prototype of the sponge and drained other water bodies, using their limited time to load the dried up squids into carts and send them back to their protected water.
Finally, the sponge became illegal, and the use and production of it stopped. Settlements built over the dried up water bodies, and life returned back to normal for the squid, the activists, and the businessmen (who were now enjoying their cash made by the ink).
Of course, the sponge eventually was remade, and became legal again, but the squids were never fought over again. This was mainly because of how annoying and utterly stupid they were.
The businessmen got their ink, and the activists decided that the squid were far too dumb to realise they were dying, and left it at that, tired of the whole ordeal.
But the fish, the fish weren't lucky enough. They weren't saved by activists, nor were they dumb enough to realise they weren't dying. They knew, when the water bodies were drained, that they were doomed.
But what did the businessmen care? They were fish after all.
The fish, now accepting their fate, ignored it all, and went on with their lives, uneducated on exactly what was going on.

And so, when the large, blue fish swam into a plastic bag, it wasn't so sure what was happening. It knew this was caused by humans, and it knew it was bad, but it wasn't sure what this bag actually was.
So, what did it to? Well, what else, but ignore it, and continue to swim?
Besides, what could this bag possibly do?

"I FOUND A DEAD FISH IN A BAG!" Derek cried.
"What are you talking about, Iron?" Delphi made his way over to the fool who was holding a large bag proudly.
"We're saved!"
Delphi sighed. "Derek, we have enough food for weeks. We don't need to eat dead fish in a... strange looking bag." Delphi thought for a moment. "Wait a minute... Derek, give me the bag."
"No!"
"Derek..."
"I found this fish everyone! It was me!" he yelled to the rest of the crew, who were gathering food for a large bonfire.
"Shut up Derek..." some muttered.
"OK, you found the fish," Delphi said calmly. "Now give me the bag."
"Why should I?"
"Because I outrank you. Hand it over."
Derek laughed and climbed up a tall tree, before tying the bag around a branch and throwing berries at the Leader. Delphi couldn't help but wonder how Derek had the skills AND the mind of a monkey.
"Haha! Who outranks me now?" Derek taunted.
"Still me, Derek. Climbing up a tree wont help you..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah..." Delphi said, pouring plenty of strength into creating some held fire. "Get down from the tree Derek."
See the flame, Derek's eyes widened, and he quickly untied the bag and slid down. "Here you go," he sighed.
Delphi examined the bag carefully. It... looked like it was from a shop from the Second Escapia... The Crossroads Mall. That was it. Perhaps civilization was nearby!
"Guys, I think we're close to civilisation!" he yelled. Too late.
The entire crew had broken into a huge party, celebrating... for some reason. There was no way he would get their attention now.

Delphi

a) Go on your own to find where the bag had come from. The ocean has a current, so you know which direction to go.
b) Go with Derek to find where the bag had come from.
c) Don't go.

Delphi II
If you chose a) or b) -
a) Take Arogon's ship
b) Swim
c) Use your Leader powers to hover over the ocean (this will make you weak when you arrive, and also prevent you from taking Derek.

At the same time, a similar party was taking place between two other ships, with the one difference being the encouragement to remove, and better yet, burn pants.
Blackadder and Vallorn provided lava, allowing for instant incineration, despite the risks on a wooden ship.
According to Skunk's calculations (which were random guesses, with some sort of influence from what the clouds looked like), the two ships were supposed to arrive at the first town the next day. Despite no sign of Arogon's ship appearing, the ships were enjoying their parties, with the excuse that it brought up morale, and therefore was important.
Sti was making his way down to the kitchen, in search of more drinks, when he was approached by the man.
"You looking for drinks?" the man asked, as Sti searched through.
"Yeah, can't find any though. We can't be all out..."
"Afraid so. Captain Adder has had his share. Luckily, I kept a few safe," he said with a chuckle. "You want some drinks to take back up? Wouldn't want the party to end early."

Sti

a) Sure, why not?
b) Nah, probably had too much already.

[Someguy42]

Poor fish and squids...

[Skunk_Giant]

Indeedy...

[Iron_Fang]

i am no fool, but XD Derek

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

A. Sure, why not?

But not for the drinks, this guy seems shady, and I want to know what he's up to...

[Hytro]

The boat people must have tons of morale now xD
and we non boaters need more daedric influence and some more of a certain Daedric Prince >.>

Edit: Happy now 697134002? grrr

[697134002]

Moral, or morale? Alcohol and strippers lower one and raise the other.

[Skunk_Giant]

A. Sure, why not?

But not for the drinks, this guy seems shady, and I want to know what he's up to...

What do you mean? He's asking if you want the drinks, so do you want them, or do you not want them? I'm confuzzled.

[697134002]

He means he'll take them up, but not drink them.

Edit: He means he'll watch the guy carefully.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I don't know, it's just that it seems like something that would happen in a book/ movie. Someone is alone, searching for something, and some mysterious guy shows up and has what they're searching for.

I really don't know, I'm probably WAY overthinking it. I always overthink everything.

[Blackadder51]

Moar BOOZE =D

[Someguy42]

That is not adder approved sti. If its booze you take! No buts!

[random980]

DEREK!
booze is gud take teh booze

[Skunk_Giant]

TAKE TEH BOOZE OR NOTZ?!?!?!?

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Um... I akready said A. Take the drinks.

I even put it in bold.

[Skunk_Giant]

Sorry, I was confused.
I probably wont get to write anything up tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

[Someguy42]

Me want story nao! NAAAAAAAO!

[Skunk_Giant]

D:
YESSIR!

[Someguy42]

I like your style skunk, I won't fire you for now. You just get an internet from me. Now hurry that up!

[Skunk_Giant]

An internet? :O

Anyway, I'm gonna try and get something up within an hour.

[Skunk_Giant]

"Yeah," Sti began, cautiously. "Yeah, why not?"
The man chuckled and went back to his room, where he stashed some drinks.
"Sti, what's taking so long?" they heard a voice from outside.
"Just getting some drinks, Iron. Wont be long."
Fang showed up outside the man's room quickly at the mention of drinks.
"Here, take these, Iron," the man said to Iron, passing three bottles over. "You stay to get some more," he said to Sti. "And you," he gestured to Iron, "take those up to the group."
"Alrighty."
Iron headed off. "So, more to come, eh?" Sti asked with a grin.
"There's more to come, Sti. Much, much more."
The man grabbed Sti, pulling him into the shadows of his room. Sti struggled, waving his arms back and forth, smacking the man in the face.
He made a break for the door, but the man pulled him back with his right hand, grabbing a torch off the wall with his left and pulling it up to smack Sti.
Quickly, Sti rolled out of the way, grabbing his attacker's left arm and pushing it back. The torch fell to the ground, the small flame going out, the light throughout the room ceasing to exist.
The man grabbed another bottle from his bed with his right hand, raising it up in the air, and slamming it down on Sti's hand, therefore releasing his left.
Now, shocked at the pain, Sti was distracted enough for the man to get a firm grip on his throat.
After a few more moments of struggling, Sti broke free, but not before the man grabbed yet another bottle.
He lunged at Sti, now standing, and swung, knocking Sti in the back of the head.
Finally, Sti fell to the ground, still.

Lord stepped through the large gates into the courtyard for the museum of Escapia.
"Louis, what are you doing here?" Warlock, who was on duty, approached the Lord.
"Security check."
"Security check? What are you talking about?"
"Just checking the security on each of the individual items. Don't worry about it, just stay out here, and keep a look out."
"Alright..." Warlock responded, not so sure.
Lord walked off, and was replaced quickly by Giveme. "What's up with Mountbatten?"
"Says there's some security check or something... It seems odd, but oh well."
"Did he want us to do anything?" Giveme asked.
"Just said to stay out here, be on alert. But... something seems weird."

Warlock & Giveme

a) Go check out the inside of the museum, find out what's going on.
b) Stay outside like you were told.

As Arogon drank himself silly along with the rest of his crew, he couldn't help but notice something different about the environment... but what was it?
Finally, after a brief few seconds of thinking, Aro replaced the 'think' with 'drink' and got back to the party.
It wasn't until about an hour later that he realised what it was.
His entire ship was no longer on the shore.
"DELPHI" he screamed for the Leader. "DELPHI!"
"Stella!" Derek cried.
"Delphi's missing, Arogon!" Random said urgently. "He's missing!"
"Delphi's missing? No..." he breathed. "If our ship is gone, and Delphi's gone, we have no way of getting it back. We... we're stuck here!"

Arogon

a) Send out a search party into the forest of the island for Delphi
b) Get everyone to work on building another ship

As he sailed the seas, Delphi could only imagine the panic going on. But he had to go alone. He'd tried speaking to Aro, but Aro was too drunk to listen, as was everyone else.
If he'd heard the cannons firing... Well, perhaps Delphi would have wished he'd waited for a crew.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Aha! I was right! And now I, a non-drinker, fit in with all the others who will have sore heads the next day.

Great writing by the way. After this game is done, if it will ever have an end, you should rename the characters and places and try to get it published. I seriously do love your writing style.

[Someguy42]

Ooooooh :O Sti get up man!

[Skunk_Giant]

lol, thanks Sti.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Ooooooh :O Sti get up man!

I would, but I've fallen victim to a menacing bottle of alcohol. I'm guessing the attacker is one of the unnamed characters. Probably a stripper since I'm on Blackadder's Party Boat.