Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

That reminds me of the time my friend snorted Smarties for $20... fun times.

[697134002]

They have those in California? I thought they were just a Canadian thing.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Of course they have them in CA, it is candy after all. You should know the stereotype of Americans by now.

[DuplicateValue]

They have those in California? I thought they were just a Canadian thing.

You thought Smarties were a Canadian thing? Nestle is a Swiss company...

I don't think they'd be doing too well if they limited their market to Canada.

[random980]

Mmm smarties. They are even available in Aus you know...
Although MnM's are MUCH more popular.
During my TAFE course some idiot tried to snort saw dust for $5, was funny.

[Wildwill002]

French trip 2 years ago. A, lets say strange, guy called Courtney decided to snort pepper. Then salt. Then both. Lulz were had by many

[vallorn]

sometimes i worry about you guys.

[17:21] <Vallorn> is anyone alive in here?
[17:21] <Vallorn> heloooooo
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Nobody.
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: We're all dead.
[17:21] <Vallorn> D:
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: shhh we're sleeping
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Preston_Brooks: I am undead, does that count as partially living?
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] andy25100: can i help you?
[17:21] <Vallorn> DONTGOTOSLEEP
[17:22] <Vallorn> obscure joke time!
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Yes!
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Why did the chicken cross the road?
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: i like this game
[17:22] <Vallorn> i wanted R-limonine. it gave me L-limonine, Lime.
[17:22] <Vallorn> if anyone here knows chemistry they should get that
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Double kill!
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: something with ribosomes?
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: <-- Philosophy major. Sorry
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: hi everyone!
[17:23] <Vallorn> Limonine is the chemical that gives citrus fruits thier smell
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Philosopy eh? DId you think that one trough?
[17:23] <Vallorn> R smells of orange. L smells of Lemon
[17:24] <Vallorn> its L and R because its chiral
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: I don't wanna know what A smells like..
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: Yes. I also have a minor in legal studies
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: greatest joke ever
[17:24] <Vallorn> har de har
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Eddietester1066: They're isomers, right?
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: lol vallorn
[17:24] <Vallorn> kind of
[17:24] <Vallorn> Chiral molecules are a variety of isomerism
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Chemistry is boring, let's talk about politics
[17:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: Trollololololol
[17:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: lol
[17:25] <Vallorn> *checks for Lord mountbatten*
[17:25] <Vallorn> the Occupy people have the right cause but the wrong execution.
[17:25] <Vallorn> that is all
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] freeskibrian: .
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Indeed
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Preston_Brooks: I agree
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: all in agreement chaps?
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: It looks more like burning man than it does a protest..
[17:26] <Vallorn> its a bit better than burning man i think
[17:26] <Vallorn> wait... people agreeing on the internet!
[17:26] <Vallorn>
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: OH NO
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: surely the world is ending
[17:27] <Vallorn> YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO!
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: I DIDNT KNOW, K?
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: THE LAST DIGIT OF PI HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Was it Apple pie?
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: more apocalypse
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: nom.... not anymore
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: can someone tell me What the freak WTF means?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: anyone up 4 a pvp!?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] andy25100: we will but how old are you?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Water Turbulence Faculty.
[17:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Wtb [Boots of swiftness]
[17:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: OH wait wrong game.
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Diamonds! *creeper hiss sound* FUUUUUUUUU-
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: mah fav song
[17:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: mice on venus i believe

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I'm just confused at that one...

[Eddietester1066]

I'm just confused at that one...

Guess you had to be there

BTW, Burning Man is loads better than Occupy <city>, if only for the reason that they allow nekkid people. Try that anywhere but San Francisco and you may have problems...

[Angerholic]

I'm infected with the derps. <_>

[andy25100]

sometimes i worry about you guys.

Spoiler! :

[17:21] <Vallorn> is anyone alive in here?
[17:21] <Vallorn> heloooooo
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Nobody.
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: We're all dead.
[17:21] <Vallorn> D:
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: shhh we're sleeping
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] Preston_Brooks: I am undead, does that count as partially living?
[17:21] <SurvivalBot> [g] andy25100: can i help you?
[17:21] <Vallorn> DONTGOTOSLEEP
[17:22] <Vallorn> obscure joke time!
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Yes!
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Why did the chicken cross the road?
[17:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: i like this game
[17:22] <Vallorn> i wanted R-limonine. it gave me L-limonine, Lime.
[17:22] <Vallorn> if anyone here knows chemistry they should get that
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Double kill!
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: something with ribosomes?
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: <-- Philosophy major. Sorry
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: hi everyone!
[17:23] <Vallorn> Limonine is the chemical that gives citrus fruits thier smell
[17:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Philosopy eh? DId you think that one trough?
[17:23] <Vallorn> R smells of orange. L smells of Lemon
[17:24] <Vallorn> its L and R because its chiral
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: I don't wanna know what A smells like..
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: Yes. I also have a minor in legal studies
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: greatest joke ever
[17:24] <Vallorn> har de har
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Eddietester1066: They're isomers, right?
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Mister_Ex: lol vallorn
[17:24] <Vallorn> kind of
[17:24] <Vallorn> Chiral molecules are a variety of isomerism
[17:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Chemistry is boring, let's talk about politics
[17:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: Trollololololol
[17:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: lol
[17:25] <Vallorn> *checks for Lord mountbatten*
[17:25] <Vallorn> the Occupy people have the right cause but the wrong execution.
[17:25] <Vallorn> that is all
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] freeskibrian: .
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Indeed
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Preston_Brooks: I agree
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: all in agreement chaps?
[17:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: It looks more like burning man than it does a protest..
[17:26] <Vallorn> its a bit better than burning man i think
[17:26] <Vallorn> wait... people agreeing on the internet!
[17:26] <Vallorn>
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: OH NO
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: surely the world is ending
[17:27] <Vallorn> YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO!
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: I DIDNT KNOW, K?
[17:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: THE LAST DIGIT OF PI HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Was it Apple pie?
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: more apocalypse
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: nom.... not anymore
[17:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: can someone tell me What the freak WTF means?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] elicreeper: anyone up 4 a pvp!?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] andy25100: we will but how old are you?
[17:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Water Turbulence Faculty.
[17:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Wtb [Boots of swiftness]
[17:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: OH wait wrong game.
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Unbeaten11: Diamonds! *creeper hiss sound* FUUUUUUUUU-
[17:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: mah fav song
[17:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] ToxicGummi: mice on venus i believe

Not as good as the one today

[Iron_Fang]

Maybe you should post it . Would love to see it for the lolz

[vallorn]

GRAMMATICAL SHENANIGANS!

[01:56] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: It's 5:56 for Tulon and me.
[01:56] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Me and Tulon?
[01:56] <Tulonsae> he tends to go to bed at 9
[01:56] <Lord_Mountbatten> I*
[01:56] <Tulonsae> "Tulon and I"
[01:56] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Screw grammar
[01:56] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: No sir
[01:56] <Vallorn> its 2AM here...
[01:56] <Tulonsae> if you care
[01:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> Just remove Tulon when you say it
[01:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> Oh fuck
[01:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> It is "me"
[01:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I was taught to take the other person out, then it'd be "5:56 for I"
[01:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I AM A GOD
[01:57] <Tulonsae> oh, you're right
[01:57] <Vallorn> LOL
[01:57] <Tulonsae> very good, afly
[01:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> In my defence it's 2:00am
[01:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> And I'm a supercentenarian

[697134002]

I remember because of
.
The "Remove the other person from the picture" part is quite useful.

[NeonRaven]

What chickens?

[Reaverblade]

ah, the gentle ignorance of new people on the server...
I have removed Other people who were not on topic...

Spoiler! :

[14:28] <Reaverblade> so, did anyone see the latest ban appeal? quite funny
[14:29]...
[14:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] TheBionicWorm: the waht?
[14:29] ...
[14:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] TheBionicWorm: ban appeal?
[14:29] <Reaverblade> yep
[14:29] <Reaverblade> on the forums?
[14:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] TheBionicWorm: nope
[14:29] <Reaverblade> you're new, aren't you?
[14:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] TheBionicWorm: eh a few days
[14:30] ...
[14:30] ...
[14:30] ...
[14:30] ...
[14:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] TheBionicWorm: ive only had minecraft for a week total
[14:30] ...
[14:30] ...
[14:30] <Reaverblade> escapecraft.net is the site

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Spoiler! :

[08:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: lennie how long till i can be a vet
[08:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: 15 hours as per rules
[08:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: you can type /played to see
[08:24] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: ill i canbe a vrt how manny hours
[08:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: motdraw type /played
[08:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: to see your hours
[08:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: how many hours
[08:25] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: As I said earlier, 15 hours on server
[08:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: Listen to what we are saying Motdraw12
[08:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: i have played 20 hours
[08:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: vet is 15 hours worth of gameplay on the server, if you have played more than that
[08:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: ask a mod to promote you
[08:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: Then you should use /ch h to ask a mod for promotion
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: i need a mod
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Grats Motdraw! Newest VET!
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: yes and pleae use /ch h when asking for a mod
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: lennie i have played 20 hours can i be a vet
[08:27] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dear God
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: check your name
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: Lol, she's already done it
[08:27] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: lol
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: you are now vet, motdraw, congratulations!
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: i can imagine lord facepalm
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: I still think Vet should be 35hours
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: you're old newws now Green lol
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: Same as Bob, so can I
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: lol
[08:28] <Lord_Mountbatten> So do the vets who had to do 35 hours for some strange reason
[08:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: haha
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: my 35 hours were spent slaving in Imperial City for Diamonds
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: I didn't even build a house in my first 15, I spent it exploring worlds and going "OOHHH!"
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: lennie i have played 20 hours i want to be a vert nopw
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: OMG i'm about to demote you
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: oh for the love of
[08:29] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: MOT YOUR A VET
[08:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> We can't ban stupid, but we can mute
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: mot, i promoted you
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: Hey noob, it says right next to your name [vet].
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Congratulations
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: THANK YOU
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: So you're a veteran now!
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: LOL
[08:30] <Lord_Mountbatten> No, thank you
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: haha ! You're welcome, and welcome!
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: hahaha
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: thanks
[08:30] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: yay!~ claps for motdraw
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: im a vet
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: mot
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: you are a vet
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] thebob35: you have a firm grasp of the obvious
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: Motdraws a VET! yaaayyyyy
[08:31] <SurvivalBot> [g] motdraw12: yes im a vet
[08:31] <Lord_Mountbatten> Excellent news

[Wildwill002]

Ahh gu wha!!! How can somebody be that foolish XD

[tanisjihanis]

lolololololololol

Ill post the screenies i took of a blackadder vs ninjawoman standoff from the other night as soon as i get home. xD

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

That motdraw guy.... how?

[Spyboticsguy]

So, I'm confused. Did he ever get his veteran rank?

[sag185]

ill spoiler some amusing screenies ;D
And spy, i will kill you. :L
Gah, crappy upload sites.
Here you go.
http://s9.postimage.org/f05rkulgv/2011_ ... _35_37.png
Plus this minor annoyance.
http://s12.postimage.org/pvw6pve1p/2011 ... _27_39.png

[697134002]

We can't read that. It's 180x100 pixels, full size.

[sag185]

edited, couldnt get the right size so you have links instead/ :L
DAmn crappy image upload sites.
Mediafire hates me too.

[vallorn]

use the Upload Attachment tab just below the Submit button.

[arogon343]

>.> Blacks dancing was magical. And we all know it. His milkshake, after all. Is better than yours.

[Jakeman214]

A little bit of madness after we realized no mods were around

Minecraft funnies2.jpg

Minecraft funnies3.jpg

[MKindy]

A little bit of madness after we realized no mods were around

Don't worry, we see everything.

[vallorn]

wat...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Vall, did your pony senses not work?