now you know where our Project FTW comes fromBlackadder51 wrote:I just read that, oh mytehbeard wrote:http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/ is an excellent (if lengthy) article on how to play Dwarf fortress the correct way.
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now you know where our Project FTW comes fromBlackadder51 wrote:I just read that, oh mytehbeard wrote:http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/ is an excellent (if lengthy) article on how to play Dwarf fortress the correct way.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
well ive managed to get to "The Circus OF DOOM!" in the game... god those "Clowns" are tough...Blackadder51 wrote:Im learning this.
I don't care how long it takes.
I have spent the last 4hrs looking at god knows what. I think ill stick to minecraft.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
Wow, thats a bit longer than me... but it took me almost a week to figure out how to place buildings. Now I am sure I will make a good fortress, already struck platinum(It was at the surface, but who cares). Of course I don't know what I need so my dwarfs will put in the rock salt bridge.Blackadder51 wrote:Im learning this.
I don't care how long it takes.
I have spent the last 45hrs6hrs looking at god knows what. I think ill stick to minecraft.
WHATEVER IT TAKES
After 11hrs. I have learned how to dig.
:/
FTS
look up some help on the MagmaWiki... they have some good starter guides on there if your having problems.Blackadder51 wrote:Im learning this.
I don't care how long it takes.
I have spent the last 45hrs6hrs looking at god knows what. I think ill stick to minecraft.
WHATEVER IT TAKES
After 11hrs. I have learned how to dig.
:/
FTS
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
"BOATMURDERED II - Death by zombie elephants. "vallorn wrote: heres a cartooned LP: http://www.timdenee.com/oilfurnace/
tehbeard wrote:"BOATMURDERED II - Death by zombie elephants. "vallorn wrote: heres a cartooned LP: http://www.timdenee.com/oilfurnace/
I am currently typing from the floor while I have fits of laughter from reading that statement.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
One of my favorite forts was one where I embarked on a glacier trying to build an ice fortress, and then feral elves came and sacked my camp. It was actually pretty funny, I don't think I had even had the encampment up for 2 years by that point.superglitch wrote:The elves sent merchants to me, whom I brutally murdered since a wave of 19 migrants came when my fortress was starving. Should I expect some FUN to come my way?
Edit: Read up on it, and appearently I should kill more elves to get fun! My miltia commander punched both their heads in
Killing the elves gave me tons of stuff, but i need to get a chair because my manager doesn't have an office and I have too many dwarves... Good thing it's autumn now.Stratavarius wrote:One of my favorite forts was one where I embarked on a glacier trying to build an ice fortress, and then feral elves came and sacked my camp. It was actually pretty funny, I don't think I had even had the encampment up for 2 years by that point.superglitch wrote:The elves sent merchants to me, whom I brutally murdered since a wave of 19 migrants came when my fortress was starving. Should I expect some FUN to come my way?
Edit: Read up on it, and appearently I should kill more elves to get fun! My miltia commander punched both their heads in
And yeah, the big thing is getting the controls down. Once you do that, usually people will just start a new fort and map out how their going to lay out their fortress since you really need to screw up and get the hang of things before you realize how to make things more efficient and not crappy looking.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
vallorn wrote:okay... i used to play DF on my school PC (they had it to teach us some programming but not many of us got it...)
now i cant get the freaking thing to work... i downloaded the ZIP file and managed to figure out that i had to click on all those .dlll ETC files then start but now its saying its locked... i hate this... can someone give me an instal guide for this?
i just want to torture play with my dwarves again.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
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