Excuse my surprise absence,

[arogon343]

Well then. You will probably not have noticed but i havnt been here for just over 2 weeks.

The short version why.
I intended to stay home from the family holiday to France. They approved so i got comfy. The day before however mum was in a right rotten mood and packed my things and said i was going. There was a slight argument. Well i ended up being woken up at around 5am and locked in the car with my suitcase... and was taken to France Q_Q
But im back now. AND i have trinkets. In the form of Desperado beer and a swanky new fedora.

The REAL version for my absence.
I was kidnapped by the french and held hostage in a villa near Toulouse. Stupidly my captors left me in a room with 2 coat hangers, a bottle of washing up liquid and a Fez. So i easily constructed a small flying device and flew across the border to spain for safty and then to the Spanish coast. To get home i simply constructed a small vessel out of kittens, chest hair and a fake mustache as well as my shirt and a a broom for the sail. Unfortunately i was caught in hurricane Irene and my vessel was smashed. Luckily however i tamed 2 dolphins that took me back to Portsmouth from which i bumped into Thor who after beating in a game of lawn darts agreed to take me home. And thats how i escaped France.

[Aenir_bEPU]

You were trying to go from Spain to England...and you ran into Hurricane Irene?

And kidnapped by the French? Why didn't you just say you had a water pistol in your pocket and order them to declare you their leader?

[vallorn]

And thats how i escaped France.

that was the best line of the entire post.

[XDelphi]

Welcome back, Aro.

[sag185]

I missed you D:

[MrWhales]

Well i ended up being woken up at around 5am and locked in the car with my suitcase... and was taken to France Q_Q

Ask your mom to take me next time instead. Whiny aro..